When we arrive at Cavatappo and they ask us if we’d like to order food
we’re just like..
When we realized we were pretty much D-listers
we were like…
When we found out the guy from last night was a professional Shoe Shiner
We were just like..
When we took a Glee dance class and showed everyone the choreography after
we were like..
Everytime Call Me Maybe comes on… ANYWHERE
We’re both like..
When I realized I had a bite mark on my chest from a gay bar fight
I looked in the mirror and was like ..
After we broke passover at Pulino’s
we were just like…
When we go to parent’s house in Long Island to do our laundry
we’re like..
When we fight via passive aggressive texts
Most sunday mornings…
we’re both like
